Friday, November 21, 2008

What if...?

Let's say for example, Sue met Joe. Joe knocked up Sue. Sue named him Johnny. Johnny who?...

Well, let's say Sue slept around and wasn't sure Joe was the father. So, let's get a paternity test right? Well, Joe's gone. One night stand? Sure, we'll go with that.

SOOOOO, I guess Johnny Walker then, since Sue's last name was Walker.

You still following?...

Anyways, Johnny Walker grows up and meets Mary. Mary Who? Well, let's see...

After Sue, Joe met Kate. Joe married Kate and made her Mrs. Kate Jane. Joe and Kate then made Jack Jane, Bill Jane, and Mary Jane. Mary Jane grew up and met Johhny. Johnny Who?... Yep, Johnny Walker.

Oh Wait?!?!?... ewwwww.... NO!!!... really??!?!?.. So, you mean Johnny, who's Joe's son, later grew up and hooked up with Mary, who's Joe's daughter?

Does that really happen? Well, you tell me...

Are YOU sure you know who you've been with?

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